The Touch of Hutch Add-On

My first stack of subs after multiple bundles of crappy heroin laced with Fentanyl. (That was an example of PunAnalogy)-invented word."I use some of the best words"-both sides, PoppyCock-CornPop.

First some biographical information. My conception was immaculate. My parents never really had sex to reproduce-there was just “transference” of sperm to egg/ironically that’s only half accurate. But bear with me. I was brainwashed at and early age-didn’t believe a fucking word any adult told me (with few exceptions) since age 12, and have been politically consistent ever since, spanning 3 decades. If you’re a Trumpist- a decade means ten years. If you’re a democrat-its the years in between the Censuses (Censi?) Then I tried college, told them to fuck off on many levels, never got a degree but teach and have worked at 4 colleges/Universities. I have an IQ of only 154/1000. Which sucks, especially :Here in Yale-NewHavenCountyCorp-yes, I twice worked for an IV league school that rhymes with “ale”. I have a telephonic memory, perfect pitch, and I remember everything. I’m getting a good, positive vibe right now that my opinions are going to get me fired or cancelled. 9/11 happened. Then I turned 40 and realized I didn’t have a wife or kids. Come with me on this retrospective journey, as biographical information will be disseminated as real-life examples of why this is all leading up to one of the greatest truths I will reveal…soon. When I come up with it. To distinguish sarcasm- I will use italics or parentheses-haven’t decided yet. Input? Don’t want it. You will read. You will enjoy.